Good old Michael wants a photo of himself on here as there hasn't been any of him posted since my very first message, so sometime this afternoon I shall be adding one of his rugged IceCube-like (the rapper not a frozen nugget of water) face.
Oooh how exciting for you...
I've pencilled in my meeting with Bruce Oldfield for this Wednesday, the same day that I have my David Suchet meeting, so I don't mind missing work too much as I'm completing 2% of my challenge in 3 hours.
I'm also thinking of quitting the profession of data entry to take up a job with London Underground. I would love to get paid loads for going on strike all the time.
(1 HOUR 59 MINUTES LATER)
So here's Michael then. I urge you to lock away any small children and for those of you who dont want to know the score......look away now. I also include a picture of the rapper IceCube, a man whom Michael always proudly announces that he resembles.
As you can see, Michael's picture was taken as he was being escorted by his delightful girlfriend to a glamorous film premier, whilst IceCube was posing in a cowboy hat in his bedroom in Childs Hill, North London.
Anyway, when he sent me this photo for inclusion, my old muckker mentioned that he'd also like to include a message for his fans. In other words that lady from Sheffield I mentioned the other day.
I quote him verbatim. Bear with it if you can't make head or tail of it. He's dylexcis.
"Ladies and Gentlemen: here speaks the voice of a soon to be winner (no offence to my scrawny friend) but it’s always nice to win. I know this might sound just a tad arrogant but I see it more as confidence, I am aware Jules has another couple of week to complete his task (more than he deserve with his palled excuses of Christmas, bombs and British deserters) but judging by the stats (for statistics please refer to Jules), I think I did good.
But to be nice for a second about the effort Jules has to put in to this has been quite amazing and feel the RNIB and all his piers should be proud. it is a selfless task, I say selfless his wrist is not as limp any more form all the hand shaking and I’m sure that someone might benefit form the amount of licking he has had to do! That’s envelopes not the ar*s. I wish him the best of luck is the smuggest way possible but “You never can tell sir, you never can tell” ………"
Well did you enjoy, or even understand that?