(which is a cake).
As regular scrutinisers of my 'internet based diary' will be aware, I am trying to shake hands with 100 celebrities in 6 months (extended to 7 and 1/2 months) as part of a bet.
A meeting or if you prefer, greeting, will only count if it is agreed to in advance by the person I've written to. This was a little intricacy that was included in the bet by myself and Mickey K to stop people labelling me a stalker.
There'll be no loitering in the shadows outside the BBC TV Centre or The Ivy or Nobu or Pangea or China White or Le Caprice or the Funky Buddah or the Lonsdale or Soho House or the Mirabelle........ oh I could go on all night about a list of places I'd never get into.
Anyway, I'm also allowed to approach each person only once. This seems fair enough, yet slightly annoying should I make a mistake in the addressing of my letters. For example, rather than writing to Michael Barrymore in New Zealand, I could have waited 2 weeks and written to him in Elstree.
454 of my letters have been sent out. The final 46 I'm really struggling with. As a final roll of the old dice and having exhausted every search engine from Google to the diving bell that discovered the Titanic, I shall place the names of these 46 below.
If ANYone reading this has ANY idea how I might send a letter to one of these people, bearing in mind I only have 5 weeks left and so don't particularly want to send it via their agent in Phnom Phen, please could you email me at my email address which you'll find under 'Contact Me', with said details.
I'd be very grateful.
After that, could you peel some grapes and feed them to me and then move my home slightly to the left. Thanks.
THE ONE'S I CANT FIND
Martin Amis Jeff Banks Jim Bowen Eric Bristow Gary Bushell Keith Chegwin Jilly Cooper John Culshaw Eddie the Eagle Rannulph Twisleton-Fiennes Christine Hamilton Neil Hamilton John Harvey-Jones Stephen Hendry Sam Heuston James Hewitt Jordan Jay Kay Matthew Kelly Nigel Kennedy Jodie Kidd Lennox Lewis Rebecca Loos Nigel Mansell Malcolm McClaren Linsey Dawn McKenzie Andy McNab Colin McRae Jimi Mistry Mystic Meg Dennis Norden Barry Norman Paul O Grady Louise Redknapp Claire Rayner Salman Rushdie Jimmy Saville Clive Sinclair Zadie Smith Shakin Stevens Phil Taylor Ricky Tomlinson Anthea Turner Daniella Westbrook Fatima Whitbread Victoria Wood