I've been informed by email that this website has been nominated as a contender for Yahoo! Search Find of the Year 2005 awards. I sent a reply enquiring as to whether the prize might be a 2 week holiday in the Bahamas, I could really do with a break, but I've not yet heard back.
Anyway my dear lovely readers, I can tell by my little stat box that I'm getting several thousand 'hits' a day here and so I say to you - Vote your little hearts out for me. Vote like you've never voted before (by clicking on the above link), unless you have never voted before in which case don't vote like that.
This site is nominated in the 'Celebrity' category by Yahoo. I actually had a look at one of my rivals which is the delightfully named Handbag dot com. A far more professional affair than this one but no doubt they've got an army of gossip columnists beavering away, if you'll pardon the pun.
The only things I've won in my 34 years have been The Most Promising Student of the Year Award when I was 9, handed out to the swat of the class, I think I dropped the cup after it was handed to me, and £1,000 from the side of a Tropicana Orange Juice Carton. They evidently liked my poem about "delicious juice and crisp mountain air, you'll glide along like Fred Astaire", which all seems rather vomit-worthy now reading it back.
So I just thought I'd mention this latest potential accolade here, largely because I can't concentrate at work. There's an alarm screaming away somewhere near our building in the depths of Farringdon, and it's so piercing that it's going right through my head at the moment.
As if Kate Bush swallowed helium and sung Wuthering Heights.